Name: Lou Davis
Age: 24
Occupation: Office manager/Fire-drill leader

Reason For Being The Top Loser: Lou takes his job a little too seriously. Not only did he read the 20 page manual for how to evacuate our office and wear the ridiculous outfit that building management gave him – he even added safety glasses as an extra precaution. Do you really need all of that to help grown adults cross the street to avoid an imaginary fire?

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Judging from your bio, you and I are about the same age. And I’ve read in the tabloids that you, like me, have always been single. I’m wondering, first of all, if that’s true. Also, how do you stay so fit and young looking?

Curious in Kansas City

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