A Space For Losers, By Losers Issue 15 | April 2006
 
Job Opportunities
Are you a complete slacker? Then LoserLoserLoser.com may have the perfect job for you.

Here's what some of our employees had to say about working at LoserLoserLoser.com:

"I love my job THIIIIIIIIS much!"
   - Perdy Roosevelt – Advice Columnist

"Every day I wake up and try to think of an excuse for calling in sick. Then I realize, hey, I just have to sit there and do nothing, so I might as well show up."
   - Duane Rogers – Webmaster

"LoserLoserLoser.com is a great place to work. The people are friendly and it's a fun environment to work in. Oh wait, I think I'm thinking of my last job. Forget I said anything. Are you writing that down??? Stop writing!!! I SAID STOP WRITING!!!"
   - Sally Rutherford – Office Administrator

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