Perdy Roosevelt
Advice Columnist
Perdy Roosevelt was born in Taiwan in 1973, and emigrated to the U.S.shortly thereafter. She developed her unique ability to quantify human emotion at the Thrift Center in Martinez, California. Feel free to ask her how much she loves you -- her answer will be unambiguous.

Larissa
Loserstrologist
Larissa, our resident astrologist, is the only certified Loserstrologist in the United States. In addition to providing the Weekly Loserscopes for loserloserloser.com, she is working to open a Loserstrology academy in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida – where she makes her home.

Dr. James G. Callahan
Life Coach
Dr. James G. Callahan, author of our weekly Loser Tips, was a junior high school gym teacher and driving instructor for 17 years before realizing his true calling as a life coach. He now dedicates his experience with uncertain youth to a career as a life coach. Dr. Callahan has a post-doctorate degree in pre-depressive cognition and a warm, patent-pending embrace.